Is it humiliating to pose naked in front of everybody and shout out loud that I'll do anything for you?

Who cares? Believe me, it's alright if you turn me into your murderer, your clown, your prince-frog, your slave, your lawyer, your judge, your bad joke, your headache, your dark side, your worn out rug, your sin, your thief, your out of tune song, your last day, your shadow, your ghost, your prey, your night job, your cat food, your shopping cart, your junk mail, your credit card bill, your curse, or whatever you want me to be. I've got nothing to lose. If you say no, I will feel miserable anyway.

Augusto Bordelois